Michael Jordan Totally Freaked Charles Barkley
You may recall my earlier post about a recent trip to Las Vegas, where I saw Charles Barkley and Michael Jordan dance on a table at the Bellagio's nightclub, Light. I now have the promised visual aid, courtesy one Tiller Beauchamp and his sweet camera skills.
See, I remember the basketball superstars dancing, but my intoxication prevented me noting precisely which steps they did. Was it the Charleston? The Roger Rabbit? (It's to the tune of "Crazy In Love.") Reviewing the footage, I now recognize that they were STRAIGHT UP GRINDING. AND SPANKING. The movie file is 8 MB so I pulled some choice stills and assembled an incriminating collage of their intimate frolicking. Click on pic above for larger version.
The faces are small. If you don't believe it's really MJ and CB, check the E! Online gossip archives:
Tom Brady and Michael Jordan, goofing off through the ayem hours at Light in the Bellagio Hotel. Vegas, baby. Tom-hon joined ex-baller Charles Barkley in a VIP booth, while M.J. sat in another cushy booth directly on the dance floor. Charlie and Mikey boogied about, exchanging hellos and jokes. With his signature hoop earring, Mr. Jordan was decked out head-to-toe in a red 'n' black Air Jordan getup. Patriots quarterback Brady-babe, probably missing his honey, Bridget Moynahan, was more subdued than his fellow sporty homies. [italics mine]
Prime example of understatement. CB got OWNED.
UPDATE: Ryan from GorillaMask.net has offered to host the video, so now you can watch it for yourself. (The three random people at the end: Nicole freaking out, my drunken dancing head, and Tiller turning the camera on himself while doing the Jordan tongue move.) Enjoy.
Please find a way to host that video. Or send it on over! This needs to be seen in its entirety
Posted by: Keith | May 04, 2005 at 02:11 PM
I was there @ Light that night....I remember thinking that it was rare enough to see those two together, but that scene was defnitely off the hook...
Posted by: Mike | May 05, 2005 at 12:48 AM
I'm more "like whoa" than Black Rob right now.
I'm trying to be at the reunion, but it is still up in the air.
Posted by: Adouble | May 05, 2005 at 02:09 PM
Not the best quality but a truly memorable moment.
You gotta send the clip to Dan Patrick on ESPN Radio and have him phone Barkley up, to explain the clip. You know Patrick has spanked some large black man before.
Real or not (there is going to be plausible denial because its two black men from far and its dark), getting him to comment on the clip it should be hilarious.
Dont forget the queer patrick introductions: since you have to say your name, height and weight when you call in to the show, throw in your penis size, seems to me that's the next thing they'll ask.
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Teflon Mike has been able to slip under the radar with his gambling and whoring around on the wife (I'd love to be her lawyer: TAKE HALF!) for decades but the internet isnt as forgiving. Who know, he might pull a Severina and ask everyone to delete that clip ;-)
zeke
Posted by: zeke | May 08, 2005 at 03:24 PM
Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley dancing in a club....lol this is so funny.
Posted by: Rembrandt | May 11, 2005 at 05:31 PM
What happens in Vegas stays on the Internet forever.
Posted by: Permanent4 | May 13, 2005 at 01:13 AM
A little part of my childhood has just died...SO un-Hoobastank.
Posted by: Freedom Fighter | February 01, 2006 at 07:38 PM
they were just jokeing you dumb fuck
Posted by: | April 16, 2006 at 02:37 PM
Bigger IS better, huh fellas?? LOL!!
Posted by: Lisa Miceli | September 05, 2006 at 01:50 AM
^^^this bitch is crazy! ^^^
Lisa Miceli aka "MJ's very own Billie Jean"
Posted by: omgsheisnutty | February 01, 2007 at 03:33 AM
Thanks cool
Posted by: Jordan | October 08, 2007 at 05:45 PM
favorited this one, brother
Posted by: Mosesra | March 19, 2008 at 12:45 PM
playboy girls naked I aint here? They had resigned that my ass outta dis door, them in relationships.
Posted by: playboy | March 20, 2008 at 02:15 PM