This IM chat just happened.
friend: woo hoo only 4 more days
friend: do you have plans?
me: actually, now that i know what you're talking about, replace that YES with a meh [definition]
friend: you do not know what i'm talking about
friend: whatever you think i'm talking about, this is more important
me: presidents day
friend: oh wow, i didn't even realize they coincided
me: yes all the presidents coincide on that one special day
me: it makes the tides extra high
friend: even president neap?
me: is that real?
friend: since you asked...
friend: only four days
friend: the dvd
friend: release of
friend: we can watch it whenever!
me: replace my meh with a feh [definition]
friend: how do you spell that?
friend: with an "eh"?
me: both etymologically distinct from teh [definition]
friend: indo european roots
me: teh has haxor rOOts
friend: you do