Before leaving work the following IM chat took place:
Sara: that made me laugh real hard.
me: i love ali g
Sara: how can you not love ali g?
me: if part of your head is missing
Sara: oh right that makes sense..it made me laugh especially because for the longest time i thought that oral sex was just phone sex...and then that whole cunnilingual thing.
Sara: hey did you have a good birthday?
me: was ok [I turned 28 on April 14]
Sara: are you sad because you are an old man now?
me: but ive always wanted to be a member of the aarp
Sara: dont worry i think youll age well
me: i hope to grow out of my awkward stage
me: into the hotness
Sara: oh i think you are coming along just fine matt. but yeh.
Sara: no problem
OK, pretty regular IM chat, ya? But half an hour later I get home and what do I find in the mail? An erroneously delivered issue of AARP magazine.
Ha ha, very funny Dr. Jung.