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April 24, 2006



Count them up, I asked 8 questions during that conversation. I'm worried about me, Matt.


I equate funny to smart to big time minus signs to most of the nutbags hangin out by the water fountain looking for some action.

But then, what do I know? I also had really bad fashion in high school, so that probably explains a lot.

ps: the way you apply science to dating freaks me out a little. You should add a category and start matching peoples queries to the studies you find.

As in;

"Dear Matt,

I am completely covered in a kelly green tartan pattern like elmer fudd when he gets food poisoning in the loonie tunes. What are my chances of meeting my soul-mate somewhere in Ireland?"

And you would write.

"Dear Lucky,

Studies show that the Irish show no particular affinity for plaid, you're best bet would be to hang around a color blind lumberjack long enough for him to fall in love with your inner beauty"

You have a gift don't let it go to waste.

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