Sometimes I wonder WTF is wrong with online weather reports.
Today I saw this:
Tomorrow: Rain showers early with some sunshine later in the day. High 57F. S winds shifting to W at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 40%. Rainfall near a quarter of an inch.
Translation: "It will rain... It probably will not rain. It will rain."
And recently I saw this:
Translation: "The universe is broken."