Thumbs Up to Masturbation!

The ad placement is just too good. Click for full size.

Link to story. The idea that masturbation prevents prostate cancer is not new by the way.

UPDATE: Per the comments, my sister sees the following ad with the story. I sure as hell want to prevent anything resembling those things. BRB.

Comments

[Matt's Sister]

When I read that article online it had an advertisement for Crate & Barrel...say, come to think about it, those pears are pretty suggestive as well.

http://tinyurl.com/5uasu9

[Be Irresistable]

It's better if you can find someone have real fun with and not masturbate.. but it's all good. I go 2 thunbs up. Not saying where

[Increase Sperm]

Interesting read. So they're telling us that masturbation is better than sex?!