Who's Your Daddy on First?

Yesterday I had an absurd text chat with a representative of GoDaddy, which hosts my SilverJacket.com website and email server. Over the years, their support has been good, but this chat was practically "Who's on First?" At one point I wondered if I was being trolled, even though it was the day after April Fool's Day. Here is the transcript. To save yourself the 55 minutes I spent, you can just read the blue.